TheBigUpshot

I’m fed up with these two clowns. One is Mr. “I’m writing my dissertation, and you have not posted in forever,” and the other is all “My dad died, you ass, leave me alone.”

God.

These people need to get on the horse and ride. Or play polo. Something people do on horses - that’s what they need to do, metaphorically speaking.

The point is that there has been a disturbing lack of activity, and that’s due to change.

Let me relate a little anecdote to get things started. Peter was saying to his girlfriend, “everything is better with you around. Why, I’ll bet getting proctoscopy would be better with you than without.”

He’s such a sap. See, that time could have been spent writing. For you. Frankly, I thought the whole proctoscopy thing was a stretch.

-The Jester

P.S. Get it? What was being stretched was his anus.

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